About literally anything

Welcome to our meta-page, a page about pages! More specifically, a choose-your-own-adventure arc meant to lead you to other choose-your-own-adventure arcs.

Imagine that you are a person. Which are you?
 * 1) Someone who has no idea what this website is
 * 2) Someone that thinks this website is interesting but has no idea how it works
 * 3) A logical person who wants to fight off illogical people

If you want to do something else, here are a few useful links:
 * 1) Go here to discuss the wiki as a whole
 * 2) Go here if you're a newbie and have no idea what you're doing
 * 3) Go here to request the attention of an administrator
 * 4) Go here to report an urgent behavioral problem
 * 5) Go here to collect hats request user rights
 * 6) Go here to nominate a page that you think doesn't belong on LifeWiki to be deleted
 * 7) Go here to discuss the Main Page's content. And most importantly...
 * 8) Go to the talk page of this very article to talk about anything not covered by the above pages.