RPG:Main Page/Celeste/Archive 1

The challenge
I hereby challenge Celeste to a battle. I'll use a WikiSword. JJPMaster (talk) 18:13, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Parties' opinions
The parties may or  the offer in this section.

. I'll bring a wikisword here. Also, please refer to me using the name that I am using in each respective wiki. User:Celeste only exists in Miraheze-land and Rationalwiki-land. Celeste (talk) 18:21, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

The battle
Note: We both have 100 HP.
 * 1) Alright. JJPMaster swung at Celeste with a WikiSword. Celeste loses 5 HP. JJPMaster (talk) 18:25, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 2) Here we go. Celeste takes a swing at JJPMaster, but, owing to how unexpectedly heavy the sword is, barely hit the aforementioned person. JJPMaster loses 3 HP. Celeste (talk) 18:32, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 3) JJPMaster grabs his sword, but falls before being able to land a swing on Celeste, and therefore loses 5 HP. JJPMaster (talk) 18:39, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 4) Celeste picks up JJPMaster's sword and uses it to sharpen her sword. She then subsequently drops it right on her toe! -5 HP and WikiSword damage doubled on next turn for Celeste. Celeste (talk) 19:07, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 5) JJPMaster then graps a WikiAxe and proceeds to repeatedly swing at Celeste, before noticing that he was holding it upside down the whole time. Celeste does however lose 5 HP, given that she was slightly damaged by the blunt of the axe. JJPMaster (talk) 19:09, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 6) Celeste, using her now sharpened sword, stabs JJPMaster right in the arm. It's super effective! However, the sword breaks, since apparently Celeste shaved too much off the sword whilst sharpening it. JJPMaster takes 10 HP's worth of damage. Celeste (talk) 19:16, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 7) JJPMaster grabs the remnants of the sword and, whilst slightly accidentally cutting himself, throws it directly at Celeste, taking 15 HP from her. JJPMaster (talk) 19:23, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Arbitrary break
Scorekeeping:

Celeste - 0, JJPMaster - 0
 * 1) Celeste grabs a Wikia(R) Staff(TM) and sets JJPMaster on fire. He manages to extinguish himself, but not before losing 12 HP. And also, because of how low quality the Wikia(R) Staff(TM) is, it breaks immediately after use. Celeste (talk) 19:27, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 2) JJPMaster cancels out the Wikia(R) Staff(TM) with a Fandom(R) SOAP(SM), and therefore encases Celeste within a block of ice, which causes 20 HP in damage. JJPMaster (talk) 19:32, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
 * 3) (a few hours later) The block of ice has finally thawed. Celeste grabs a Pointed Stick and bludgeons JJPMaster. It causes 23 HPs of damage to the aforementioned person; very deadly it is. Celeste (talk) 14:45, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * 4) JJPMaster grabs Axl Rose's voice which punctures Celeste's ears, which therefore takes 25 HP given the fact that the puncture entered the brain. JJPMaster (talk) 14:49, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * 5) Celeste fires back with one set's worth of Rocket Propelled Chickens. Blood finally appears on the battlefield!... wait, it's merely the chickens' blood. 14 HP removed from JJPMaster. Celeste (talk) 14:52, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * 6) JJPMaster returns with a 20-sided die, which hits Celeste 20 times in a row (one per side), therefore decreasing her health to only 5 total HP. JJPMaster (talk) 14:59, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * 7) Celeste fires back with a Durian-powered BB gun, which she somehow acquired through questionable means. The stench emitted by it almost kills JJPMaster, but he escapes barely alive with 30 less HP than before. 15:16, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * 8) JJPMaster finally grabs a razor scooter, which kills Celeste by taking 5 HP, but then boomerangs back and kills JJP as well. The end. JJPMaster (talk) 15:22, 22 February 2021 (EST)

Final verdict
This game ends in a draw, where Celeste very slightly technically wins, with zero HP over -2 HP.

If you believe this is the correct interpretation of the result, you can it. JJPMaster (talk) 15:22, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * - time to rollback the timeline by three hours and fight again! Celeste (talk) 15:35, 22 February 2021 (EST)
 * I will first archive the thread and then do the thing. JJPMaster (talk) 15:36, 22 February 2021 (EST)